Fuzzy Logic

Friends of the Fur Newsletter - Back from the dead

2008-02-18T21:57:00.000Z

OH HAI Friends of the Fur!!

Long-standing fans of Lucas T Bear will remember the old FoF mailing list and its infrequent newsletters. However LB is a bear who Moves With The Times so he has now set up shop on Facebook, Blogger and Live Journal - where this will be cross posted.

So apologies if you see it more than once. Think of it as spam with fluff

Lucas has been quiet lately owing to the fact that I briefly got a life. But I'm better now, so it's back to plush mayhem

It's that time of year again when LB and his fuzzy cohorts lurch out of hibernation and stagger off to Sci-Fi conventions. First on the list is Eastercon (if you want to know when this is, the clue is in the name) where he hopes to renew his acquaintance with guest Tanith Lee, and get heavily snogged again.

Failing that he plans to drool copiously on Neil Gaiman.

However, in order to 'pull the chicks', our hero needs cool threads which is where you lot come in. He desperately needs suggestions for his next costume. If you seek inspiration some of his past outfits are online (http://www.flickr.com/photos/lucas_bear/sets/224975/). Just remember that time is short - as is the bear

Doors to manual

Carol
PA to Lucas T Bear

Drawings by Laurie: infant avengers - bear lobotomy

2007-05-20T14:47:00.000Z

I know this artist...pawsonally

Words will be had

PHOTOSHOP!!!!

2007-05-11T14:26:00.000Z

Photo in the News: Cat Chases Bear Up Tree

Today the Universe. Tomorrow the......ah.....

2007-02-26T20:56:00.000Z

After being described at last night's dead dog party as a "seasoned political operator" I appear to have been made Chancellor of the Universe.

Not that this surprises me, of course. I always knew that my natural apptitude for embezzlement would finally be rewarded.

Now I hold the purse strings. My budget will largely comprise generous tax breaks for convention-going apocrypha together with heavy finanacial penalities for anyone using the word "plushie" or "toy". I haven't decided what to do about those bloody beeblebears yet - think I'll wait until the nightmares go away.

Unlike that other duo, I think my new boss and I will get along fine. I googled him today and discovered he is the origin of a quote which defines my personal world view:

"I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level."

Well it works for me.

Furry Friends

2007-01-29T12:15:00.000Z

Today I joined the YouTube generation....

[proud sigh]

But does it includes Bears?

2007-01-03T23:21:00.000Z

Time magazine has announced this year's person of the year. Apparently it's "Us".

I think that entitles me to proudly display this:

Read the Time article
Get your own seal (don't club it)

However I think "Bear of the Year" would have a much better ring to it. Don't you?

B*gger Christopher Robin!

2006-09-01T20:37:00.000Z

Blogthings - What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

Noooooo!

The Horror! The Horror!

2006-08-24T10:35:00.000Z

Apocalypse Pooh - Winnie the Pooh with dialogue dubbed into Coppola's war masterpiece - I appear to have wet myself

Oh bother.

The Boomer Generation

2006-08-23T12:50:00.000Z

Skip, Skip, Skip to the Zoo!: "Discover bears that love boomer balls"

Well I'm sure we would...if we knew what on earth they were!

From the "Yeah, I know" dept.

2006-08-21T11:56:00.000Z

The US National Park Service is having design problems with its supposedly bear-proof litter bins: "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Colour me smug

...again.

As if you had any doubt...

2006-08-19T21:03:00.000Z

Just call me Stud Muffin

courtesy of the Sexy Name Decoder

Always wanted to be a Ninja

2006-05-01T09:30:00.000Z

From: The Ninja Text Generator

Fame at last!

2006-04-30T17:14:00.000Z

Redemption '05 review by Lesley McIntee's - I get a few mentions in this - apparently I'm 'cute' (then again, to quote Londo himself - "everybody's cute")

Meet the World's Toughest Animal

2006-03-14T20:25:00.000Z

Water Bears - if anyone wants me I'll be over in the corner looking smug...

Whaddya mean it's not a bear?????

I don't care how you pronounce it

2006-03-04T18:36:00.000Z

teddy bear sudoku - Best. Sudoku. Evah.

Tarzan Bear

2006-02-27T12:59:00.000Z

"He flies through the air with the greatest of ease...."

I suffer from Vertigo myself.

I want one of these!

2006-02-25T21:59:00.000Z

Teddy Bear MP3 Player: "Undeniably cute and expensively priced" - clearly we're made for each other.

I'm a bit worried about where they shove the battery though....

[sigh].....

2006-02-15T22:46:00.000Z

JMSNews

CIA Homepage for Kids

2006-02-01T20:45:00.000Z

Ginger's CIA Adventure: "All day long I sit on Marta's desk. Marta's my friend and she's an analyst at the CIA. This is a very important job because what she writes may be seen by the President and other important people in the government. What she does helps them make important decisions about our country. I'm very proud of her. I'm happy to keep her company while she does her important work."

Yes the mental stabilty of operatives at the CIA hangs by a single thread...one dangling free on a Teddy Bear.

I feel safer already.

Puppet Autopsy

2005-12-19T17:37:00.000Z

The Dead Puppet Show - this gives me the willies [shudder]

I think I'm going to be sick..

2005-12-15T13:21:00.000Z

Cute Overload! ;) - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Unfortunately.

Duck, Duck, Goose

2005-12-11T10:26:00.000Z

FamilyFun: Duck, Duck, Goose - this is evidently some new definition of the word 'fun' I haven't previously encountered....

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

2005-12-11T10:07:00.000Z

You Are Donner

The most loveable and sweet reindeer, you're also a total dork!

Why You're Naughty: You keep (accidentally) tripping the other reindeer while flying.

Why You're Nice: You're always smiling, even if you've fallen flat on your horns.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

WTF?!?!?

2005-12-09T13:02:00.000Z

New-look Pooh 'has girl friend' - What next? Tigger turns into a transformer? Eeyore to be replaced by My Little Pony???

This is not Pooh - this is simply another case of greedy americans Just Not Getting It.

So they went off together. But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing

sigh

It's on Wikipedia so it MUST be true. Right?:

2005-12-09T02:07:00.000Z

The Bearatross - "Some believe that the bearatross is a fictional creature, while others maintain that they were wiped out in a war to determine the King of all bearatrossen".